Hey there, lovely readers! It’s Tina here, ready to tickle your imagination with a question that’s both intriguing and hilariously impractical: “If you could bring back one dinosaur, which one would it be?” Now, as someone who spent countless weekends watching “Jurassic Park” re-runs and dreaming of petting a dino on the head without losing a limb, I have put a lot of thought into this. First up, let’s address the obvious candidate—the almighty T-Rex. Sure, it’s the poster-child of the dinosaur world, with those menacing teeth and that booming roar. But really, can you imagine trying to house-train a T-Rex? “Rexy, no! Not the couch! Bad dinosaur!” Yeah, that’s a hard pass for me.

So, let’s wander through the prehistoric possibilities. How about the Triceratops? With its three horns and massive frill, this creature is like nature’s version of a medieval jousting champion. Plus, who wouldn’t want a pet that doubles as an impenetrable moving shield? Not to mention, it would be a great conversation starter at barbecues. “Oh, don’t mind Tricey. She’s just here for the potato salad.”

But wait, there’s more! The Velociraptor—small, swift, and smart. Think of it as a deadly combination of your nosy neighbor’s cat and a ninja. While the movie version scared the living daylights out of everyone, the real Velociraptors were only about the size of a turkey. So, in reality, you’d have an overly-enthusiastic but not-so-terrifying feathered friend who’d probably steal snacks from your kitchen more than anything else.

Then there’s the Stegosaurus with its row of upright plates along its back, resembling the coolest sci-fi creature you’d ever find. Imagine taking it for walks in the park. Forget about peacocks; you’d definitely be the center of attention! Plus, those spiked tails would come in handy if you ever forgot your keys and needed to “subtly” break into your house.

Ultimately, though, my vote goes to the humble Brachiosaurus. Yes, the gentle giant with that incredibly long neck. It’s like having your very own mobile tree-trimming service! Need to reach that top shelf or clean your gutters? Brachio’s got your back. And just imagine how amusing it would be to play fetch with it. “Okay, girl, try catching this frisbee… in that neighboring town!” Plus, there’s something endlessly charming about the idea of a dino that just wants to munch on some leaves and chill in the backyard.

In all seriousness, while the practicalities of having a pet dinosaur are a bit… well, let’s say, challenging, it’s fun to dream, isn’t it? Dinosaurs capture our imaginations because they represent a world so vastly different from our own—an era where these magnificent creatures roamed free, unaware of the humans who’d one day marvel at their bones. So, whether you’re a fan of the armored Ankylosaurus, the swift Velociraptor, or the towering Brachiosaurus, the real joy lies in letting our inner child wonder and wander.

Thanks for joining me on this prehistoric adventure! Until next time, keep dreaming and maybe double-check that your backyard fence is T-Rex-proof—you know, just in case.